打印

[短篇] 男人蛋疼,女人乳酸,内涵段子之JJ小。

0

男人蛋疼,女人乳酸,内涵段子之JJ小。

1、老婆:你们男人可以说蛋疼,那我们女人可以怎么说呀?
老公贱贱的说到,你们可以说乳酸呀!

2、晚上熄灯后,夫妻躺在床上
老婆说:“老公,我们聊聊天吧。”
老公:“好啊,天这个东西吧,首先天它高,有云,还有。。。哎呦,卧槽!打我干吗!我还没说完呢...”

3、产科的一个护士妹妹很漂亮,老公一脸贱笑的调侃着问:护士小姐,我儿子的jj怎么这么小?
护士妹妹终于忍无可忍答到:看样子,应该是遗传!

TOP

当前时区 GMT+8, 现在时间是 2024-9-13 06:19

Fatal error: Uncaught RedisException: OOM command not allowed when used memory > 'maxmemory'. in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php:57 Stack trace: #0 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php(57): Redis->rPush() #1 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics.inc.php(378): dRedis::rpush() #2 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/statistics.inc.php(289): matomoStatistics() #3 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/global.func.php(490): dstatistics() #4 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_footer.tpl.php(41): output() #5 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/forumdata/templates/22_viewthread.tpl.php(559): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #6 /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/viewthread.php(440): include('/home/wwwroot/s...') #7 {main} thrown in /home/wwwroot/sis/public_html/forum/include/dRedis.class.php on line 57