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s1005t
发表于 2006-3-29 23:56
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01.we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
02.how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
03.you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我,我也不鸟你
04.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
05.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
06.you me you me
彼此彼此
07.You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
08.know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知...
09.WATCH SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15.小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
18.you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19.as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
20.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
21. no three no four
不三不四
22. seven up eight down
七上八下
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